CTF disaster forum

manfromdelmonte wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:43 am How much drinking water have we got left?

We're ok. Il Duce has started drinking his own urine already. Says he prefers it.

minimoog wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:21 am

manfromdelmonte wrote: ↑Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:43 am How much drinking water have we got left?

We're ok. Il Duce has started drinking his own urine already. Says he prefers it.

I have much CBP in exchange for weird shit. Let's see what hunger will make a person do.

So what happened to CTF? Server still down?

I assume so. The last I heard from pigeon was that it had shat itself and he was trying to transfer data or something.

Well.

Nice safe house youse got here.

It's not bad at all. I'm getting tired of Kendall mint cake, but anything to put off the inevitable shift to CBP once it runs out.

Hopefully Pudge can get us back up and running before Tier 5 kicks in.

Is everyone all ready for Christmas?

I finally got a tree yesterday - reduced from £69 to £13, which is roughly what my arbitrary valuation of a Christmas tree is.

I’m in, you can blame CW. Somewhat shocked I remembered my password.

Any CBP left ?

Hello all. I didn’t even know this was here.
Any updates from pigeon at all?

<kicks down door, wearing sweaty vest and bleeding>

I made it! Thank Christ! God, I wonder whether anyone else made it in here!

<looks around>

Oh. You all did.

Well, thanks for letting me know about this place. Very helpful. I mean, I hardly noticed the other place was down, and just kind of stumbled into here by accident really.

I am wasted in this place. Completely wasted...

Damn he found it.

Actually CIS told me by accident I reckon.....

So. That's been however long it is now and it's clear pigeon's had no success resurrecting the old CTF server.

Does that mean this is what we're left with? Perhaps we should start posting actual posts.

I emailed him today to ask what the sitrep is and gave him the link to this place but not heard back yet.

/breadwindow

damien thorn wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 5:06 pm So. That's been however long it is now and it's clear pigeon's had no success resurrecting the old CTF server.

Does that mean this is what we're left with? Perhaps we should start posting actual posts.

If it’s gone, all those comedic moments of genius will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time ... to die.

<sits down in black boxer briefs and incongruous white socks with black shoes>

Greg66 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:52 pmIf it’s gone, all those comedic moments of genius will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time ... to die.

Yes, but similarly, all those potentially damning posts curtailing our hopes of fame and fortune, have also been lost...

Greg66 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 7:52 pm<sits down in black boxer briefs and incongruous white socks with black shoes>

Well, for some of us anyway.

Something to look at while we're waiting.
My engine works but the video looks like a bad version of those BIG watch adverts.

http://youtu.be/ezMBn7lvVZg

Il Duce wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 3:17 pm Something to look at while we're waiting.
My engine works but the video looks like a bad version of those BIG watch adverts.

http://youtu.be/ezMBn7lvVZg

Can you put that in a green scooter please and call it crazy frog.

Thank you.

clown ice skater #4 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:56 pm Ah, now.

<dusts off trouser knees and sits down, emitting a slight ‘oof’>

Edited - Admin

We thank you for your service to the community.

:goldstar:

Sorry, that actually made me sound like a bit of a smug cunt. I was trying to be amusing.

clown ice skater #4 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 24, 2020 5:50 pm Sorry, that actually made me sound like a bit of a smug cunt. I was trying to be amusing.

Nah, the only cunt was the one who said we can all go and fuck ourselves.

The site no longer appears on Tapatalk so does that mean it’s dead?

So it’s dead forever then? A shame

I don't think it means anything does it? I'm sure Tapatalk would remove sites when they no longer work, but it doesn't mean it won't ever work.

Unless anyone knows any different.

I emailed Pigeon to ask how it was going and got no reply so I wouldn’t hold my breath for CTF to return.

Wow, lots to discuss at the AGM this year.

Any thoughts on how we can set up another site? Or do we continue using this one? I’ve got no objections....

I think it's down to aesgarth whether we can use here really

If it's permanently down I have no objection to setting something up. I'm sure there was a post in here somewhere that indicated Pigeon was working on resolving the problem though.

I'm certain we'd all appreciate whatever anybody manages to put together.

damien thorn wrote: ↑Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:03 am I'm certain we'd all appreciate whatever anybody manages to put together.

Yes. Agreed.

Can pidge point the site here? At least anyone visiting would know what’s up.